Don't patronize me! Is what I wish I'd said To my former 'friends' So full of themselves They were blind to their faults And so not used to having Them pointed out to them. They obviously thought Too much of themselves And too little of others!
Bitchy banter Careless words strewn around Alliances made through PM and Destroyed when the truth comes to light in group chat A narcissistic queen bee expects nothing but complicity and adulation and followers She calls them 'friends' But anyone with a spine and self-respect Cannot succumb to such devilish games You, reader, are blessed You were spared last night's Version of 'Mean girls'
There's such a thing as a toxic friendship That's filled with one-upmanship I must say I have no time for this For I have my own hobbies, And things to keep busy with So frenemies listen up You're just one step away From being a full blown-enemy anyway!